One of the classes I'm taking this semester is Geology. It's a block class, or in other words, it's the same amount of information as a full semester class, but crammed into half of a semester. So, I'm in class about 6 hrs a week, do lots of reading, labs, quizzes, etc. This week I've especially been doing a lot of geology because I have a test. As I've been doing this, I've thought of many terrible puns that I felt like sharing. I hope you enjoy them and that you laugh, or at least groan, at a couple of them.
What's a geologist's favorite type of music?
Rock
What did the rock get arrested for?
Basalt.
How can you describe a geologist's marriage?
Rock-solid
What did the villagers say to the volcano?
Lava me alone!
What's a seismologist's favorite part of dinner?
The plates!
What's a geologist's favorite movie?
Rocky
How did the earthquake feel after getting sick?
A little shaky
What's a geologist's favorite ice cream flavor?
Rocky Road
What did the countertop say to the chef?
Don't take me for granite!
What's the rock equivalent of a famous British document?
The Magma Carta.
These along with many, many others have been running through my head all week. I guess I truly am my father's daughter. But, truly, even though this class is a lot of work, I really do enjoy it a lot. It rocks! (pun intended)
My awesome professor, Dr. Skinner.
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